Soo...How do I chat here and not be terrified?

[vetgrl]

I am a newbie but an oldbie (word?) at neo. I used to go on long hiatuses because well IRL required my attention.

People NM me and hit me up for stuff because they THINK I am rich when I am not. ---edited for TNT Lurkers----Its annoying and now I am getting mad about all the children who are apparently faster restockers than me. I have never once gotten a UB in a shop (made it to the haggle at least 10x). If you combine my stocks, whats in my shop, and bank, its MAYBE ---edited for TNT Lurkers---- (most ive ever had is ---edited for TNT Lurkers----, yep no Adam av, no high interest . I really don't know what I am doing wrong (besides hiatus) But Ive been back on for ---edited for TNT Lurkers---- months and Ive actually made some bad trades that deflated, and lost money. Joining premium didnt help :/ ((DO ALL newbie millionnaire users cheat? or am I just that terrible??))

I get fan mail from people probably richer than me, it makes me sad.

As for my title...I imagine a bunch of mega genius cheaters using their techie knowlege to find out where I am, what my info is and stealing my accy just for joining (I know, paranoid)

I guess I am here because I want some NPs in the safest, least techie way possible (like no ABers). I don't know what these options are.

Also I have some (legit) neopets I have learned via lurking that I could sell here. Created by me and zapped on 2 sides. VWN.

I appreciate your patience with me! I hope longtime "legit" users are welcome here too.

I'm going to go change my neopets password and info now (LOL) kind of).