Ok so I'm finally in my new apartment to find that the bitch that lives above me has a noisy brat that likes to run all over their apartment stomping and stuff. I've tried being an old lady about it and pounding on the ceiling but that just make them get louder. I'm looking for ways to get back at them. The hallways have camera in them so it can't be too crazy. I can however do stuff in the blind spot of the camera which is at least half of their door. Any help is appreciated. I want this bitch to pay. Otherwise I'll probably lose it and cut off the kids feet and feed them to his mother and go to jail. (Not really but i can dream right?)
My boyfriend says we should get a couple tampons and dip them in thick red koolaid mix then squeeze the juice from a can of tuna on them and then microwave them and leave them on her doorknob and in her door mat. I'd like something in which they suffer a bit more.
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