rachel

I dont know, that's just how it goes. Rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper, paper beats rock

Paper covers stone, thereby nullifying its effect. Obviously. Equally obvious: Paper is a good firestarter, which can be used to defrost your icy soul. Like duh

I could be your paper

I'm not sure what you're getting at, I've always been awesome and charming

Dont go falling in love with me now

You're a hero amongst the weird. An oddball Odysseus. A peculiarity Patton

Hey, if you dont want to be called weird then you shouldnt go around making phallic pokemon

You're weird

... A penis pokemon?

Average Jane, psh. You have like a million user bars. That matters